the penis, hereby humbly requests the management (VAGINA) for a raise in salary for the following reasons.
1. I do very hard physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge in head first in everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a very dark area where there is no lighting.
7. I work in an area that has no ventilation and hence I am at a risk of choking to death.
8. I work in extremely high temperature areas.
9. I work without any protection.
10. My work exposes me to a lot of diseases.
Reply from Management.
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the management (VAGINA) denies your request for the following reasons.
1. You do not work 8 hours straight, at a stretch.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS and fall ASLEEP after each brief work period.
3. You do not always obey the orders of the management, who is your boss.
4. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen going to other locations.
5. You do not take the initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to get you to start working.
6. You leave the workplace very messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing, even if you were provided with one.
8. You will retire long before you reach 65.
9. You are never able to work in double shifts.
10. Most of the time you leave your work area before even completing the task assigned to you.
11. You become so weak after dropping your load, that you have to be supported by your two friends who are hanging below you.
12. Most of the time you are not able to satisfy your boss (VAGINA) making HER very angry. so you are of no use to HER at all.
13 You being a casual worker works much less and so you do not deserve to be given a raise in salary.
14. If you disobey my order or if you ask for a raise in salary anytime in the future, you will be dismissed from the job. so let this be a warning to you and all other penises.
After hearing such a forceful answer from the VAGINA, the poor penis did not have to guts to ask for a raise ever again, for fear of being thrown out by the mighty VAGINA.
